Grabbed this off someone's bulletin board. Think it's pretty amusing. Hope TFM will be as loyal.

A man wakes up with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes,and the first thing he sees is acouple of aspirins and a glass ofwater on the side table.
He sees hisclothing in front of him, all cleanedand pressed.
He looks around the roomand sees it is in perfect order.
So'sthe rest of the house.
He takes hisaspirins and notices a note on thetable:Honey,Breakfast is on the stove, I leftearly to go shopping.I Love you.
He goes to the kitchen.
Sure enough, a hot breakfast and the morningnewspaper await him.
His son is alsoat the table, eating.
The man asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came homeafter 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. Youbroke some furniture, puked in thehallway, and gave yourself a black eyewhen you walked into the door."
Confused, the man asks, "So why iseverything in order and so clean, withbreakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom draggedyou to the bedroom, and when she triedto take your pants off you shouted,

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