Sunday, July 27, 2008 @10:33 PM
WANTED: CAT WHISPERER
Well, I've always wondered .

How would it be like to see things and life from a cat's perspective, this cat in particular. I wonder what she sees of or thinks about us. Does she even think? Can she form opinions or even thoughts?

I wonder if she knows when's Christmas and whether she starts to expect anything. But she could most probably sniff out her presents anyway.

I wonder what cats in general think about dogs.

And why the hostility towards them. Did God make cats and dogs in a way which they can't be at peace with one another?

What does she like so much about jumping into bags and boxes? I wonder if she knows that makes her awfully adorable. Attention seeker!

And why in the world does she like scratching people that much?? She just left some really angry scratches on my poor, innocent baby who was just sitting there minding his own business. I swear sometimes I'm just about inches away from pulling out her claws with a pair of pliers. Not that I'll ever be able to do it unscathed. By the way, she hasn't been bathed for more than a year and she apparently behaves like a possessed cat when she gets them.

And I would definitely love to give her a piece of my mind and tell her it's WAY uncool to pee on my bed again and again on the same freaking spot! Just when I let my guard down and didn't close the room door! She'd be a
dead cat next time she does , hmmph!
♥ me for who
I am